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2026 · Week 8
Week 8: David finally beat Dylan
Six straight losses to Dylan, then the season's biggest blowout.
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Back issues
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2026 · Week 7The Belt survives on a two-point conversionDavid Andreassen's title holds after a frantic Monday comeback
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2026 · Week 6The closest game was over before Monday hitDrew led by 25.9 with nobody left to play
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2026 · Week 5Drew Richardson's perfect start finally cracksHis unbeaten run ends, and a waiver kicker gets the credit.
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2026 · Week 4Drew Richardson needed a long kick just to surviveA fifty-yard field goal was the entire game-saving margin
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2026 · Week 3The tightest finish on record, and Greg loses itFor The Birds' record margin leaves Greg searching for answers
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2026 · Week 2He outscored almost the whole league and still lostGreg Leite's big week ran into an even bigger Snap.
The honor roll
- 2020🏆 Ruggs LightyearRich Arleo
- 2021🏆 Pick Six of the LitterDavid Andreassen
- 2023🏆 Mean MachineKevin Gaffney
- 2024🏆 For The BirdsDylan McGinty
- 2025🏆 Don't Sweat The TechniqueHarold JimenezReigning
Seasons
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2026 · in progressThe season underway8 weekly editions
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2025🏆 Don't Sweat The Techniqueseason almanac
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2024🏆 For The Birdsseason almanac
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2023🏆 Mean Machineseason almanac
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2021🏆 Pick Six of the Litterseason almanac
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2020🏆 Ruggs Lightyearseason almanac
The career ladder
Every manager, every season, sorted by the only number that never lies.
| # | Manager | W-L | Win % | Titles |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rich Arleo | 11-4 | 73.3% | 🏆 |
| 2 | Dylan McGinty | 40-28 | 58.8% | 🏆 |
| 3 | David Taylor | 34-26 | 56.7% | — |
| 4 | David Andreassen | 47-36 | 56.6% | 🏆 |
| 5 | Kevin Gaffney | 30-23 | 56.6% | 🏆 |
All 21 managers in the Record Book →
Ownage
Perfect career head-to-head records, four meetings or more. Somebody has to say it.
| Owner | Owned | Record |
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| David Andreassen | Heather Wells | 4-0 |
| David Taylor | Kristen Ginter | 4-0 |
| David Taylor | Greg Leite | 4-0 |
From the record book
215.24
Pick Six of the Litter
highest week ever · 2020
43.26
Team CinderellaStory
lowest week ever · 2020
+157.28
For The Birds over GoldenGupta SINGHGUPTA
biggest blowout · 2021
+0.1
For The Birds over The Snap
closest call · 2026
9 straight
For The Birds
longest heater · 2024
13 straight
Team CinderellaStory
longest cold spell · 2020