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Fantasyland Football 2025 Almanac — Don't Sweat The Technique Takes the Title
The complete record of the 2025 season: the podium, the records, the receipts.
The official record of the 2025 season. 10 teams, 13 regular-season weeks, one champion. Everything below is computed from the final league data — no opinions, just receipts.
The Podium
- 🏆 Champion: Don't Sweat The Technique (Harold Jimenez) — 7-6, 1427.52 PF
- 🥈 Runner-up: Tua Can Play At That Game (David Taylor)
- 🥉 Third: YAC_all_day (Greg Leite)
- 🥄 Last place: Keepers Shmeepers (Steven Ginter)
Regular-season title: YAC_all_day (Greg Leite) (9-4). Points title: Chase to Witch Mountain (David Andreassen) (1697.26 PF through week 13).
The Playoffs
| Week | Round | Result |
|---|---|---|
| 14 | Semifinal | Tua Can Play At That Game 243.38 — Chase to Witch Mountain 206.82 |
| 14 | Semifinal | Don't Sweat The Technique 225.56 — YAC_all_day 213.14 |
| 15 | Championship | Don't Sweat The Technique 233.98 — Tua Can Play At That Game 188.86 |
Final Standings
| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Don't Sweat The Technique | 7-6 | 1427.52 | 1482.78 |
| 2 | Tua Can Play At That Game | 9-4 | 1480.2 | 1363.72 |
| 3 | YAC_all_day | 9-4 | 1598.44 | 1516.54 |
| 4 | Chase to Witch Mountain | 7-6 | 1697.26 | 1622.98 |
| 5 | Hail Mary Poppins | 6-7 | 1624.4 | 1566.28 |
| 6 | Mean Machine | 6-7 | 1477.04 | 1548.52 |
| 7 | 4*TOWN AND GOAL | 6-7 | 1604.18 | 1500.96 |
| 8 | For The Birds | 4-9 | 1558.2 | 1590.82 |
| 9 | The Snap | 6-7 | 1493.26 | 1603.28 |
| 10 | Keepers Shmeepers | 5-8 | 1325.92 | 1490.54 |
Season Superlatives
| Award | Holder |
|---|---|
| Highest week | Hail Mary Poppins — 282.9 (week 15) |
| Lowest week | Don't Sweat The Technique — 72.32 (week 11) |
| Biggest blowout | Hail Mary Poppins over Mean Machine by 100.42 (week 15) |
| Closest call | Keepers Shmeepers over Mean Machine by 0.48 (week 3) |
| Luckiest team | Tua Can Play At That Game (+3.44 Luck Index) |
| Unluckiest team | For The Birds (-2.78 Luck Index) |
| Best lineup-setter | YAC_all_day — 92.7% of optimal |
| Most points benched | The Snap left 82.5 on the bench (week 13) |
| All-play best | YAC_all_day (74-43 vs the field) |
| Beat the projections | YAC_all_day (+31.57 vs projections) |
The Market
189 pickups league-wide and 0 completed trades. Busiest team on the wire: Mean Machine with 38 adds.
Draft Report
- First overall: Jahmyr Gibbs to 4*TOWN AND GOAL
- Steal of the draft: Drake Maye (round 13) — 336.22 points for YAC_all_day
Week-by-Week High Scores
| Week | Top score | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 4*TOWN AND GOAL | 127.22 |
| 2 | Chase to Witch Mountain | 146.4 |
| 3 | YAC_all_day | 136.22 |
| 4 | The Snap | 156.3 |
| 5 | Chase to Witch Mountain | 169.16 |
| 6 | YAC_all_day | 150.24 |
| 7 | Don't Sweat The Technique | 160.94 |
| 8 | YAC_all_day | 147.48 |
| 9 | Mean Machine | 156.22 |
| 10 | Chase to Witch Mountain | 185.28 |
| 11 | Mean Machine | 156.88 |
| 12 | 4*TOWN AND GOAL | 190.82 |
| 13 | Don't Sweat The Technique | 133.54 |
| 14 | Hail Mary Poppins | 266 |
| 15 | Hail Mary Poppins | 282.9 |
The 2025 book is closed. See you at the draft.