The 2026 season — in progress

Recaps land here as the season plays out.

Weekly editions

• Week 8
  Mark is winning the trade and nothing else
  The trade is up, the record is down, and Emmett Johnson sat.
• Week 7
  Kickers decided three games this week
  Three nail-biters came down to the extra point unit
• Week 6
  Mark finally trades. Mark still loses.
  Two trades in four days, zero wins to show for it
• Week 5
  Ethan finally gets the win he wanted
  One meeting goes Ethan's way; the career series still belongs to Alex.
• Week 4
  Hector finally shakes his ugly start
  Chitown daddy's brutal beginning finally produced a win
• Week 3
  The league's only perfect record finally cracked
  Stephanie's flawless start ends, and Hector's search for one continues
• Week 2
  A perfect lineup still wasn't enough
  Drew hit his ceiling and still lost by a lot.
• Week 1
  sama Beat Almost Everybody. Then Lost.
  A beatdown, a title defense that flops, and a bench that cost sama the opener

Standings through week 8