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2026 · Week 8
Mark is winning the trade and nothing else
The trade is up, the record is down, and Emmett Johnson sat.
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Back issues
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2026 · Week 7Kickers decided three games this weekThree nail-biters came down to the extra point unit
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2026 · Week 6Mark finally trades. Mark still loses.Two trades in four days, zero wins to show for it
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2026 · Week 5Ethan finally gets the win he wantedOne meeting goes Ethan's way; the career series still belongs to Alex.
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2026 · Week 4Hector finally shakes his ugly startChitown daddy's brutal beginning finally produced a win
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2026 · Week 3The league's only perfect record finally crackedStephanie's flawless start ends, and Hector's search for one continues
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2026 · Week 2A perfect lineup still wasn't enoughDrew hit his ceiling and still lost by a lot.
The honor roll
- 2016🏆 Gypsy GrenadeJennifer
- 2017🏆 Gypsy GrenadeJennifer
- 2018🏆 Gypsy GrenadeJennifer
- 2019🏆 Wildcats&WolverinesStephanie
- 2020🏆 Big Ditka EnergyAlex
- 2021🏆 Pantalones en FuegoBrent
- 2022🏆 Kmet around the MooneyHector
- 2023🏆 Pantalones en FuegoBrent
- 2024🏆 Little Ditka EnergyAlex
- 2025🏆 Little Ditka EnergyAlexReigning
Seasons
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2026 · in progressThe season underwayDraft Day Special · 8 weekly editions
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2025🏆 Little Ditka Energyseason almanac
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2024🏆 Little Ditka Energyseason almanac
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2023🏆 Pantalones en Fuegoseason almanac
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2022🏆 Kmet around the Mooneyseason almanac
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2021🏆 Pantalones en Fuegoseason almanac
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2020🏆 Big Ditka Energyseason almanac
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2019🏆 Wildcats&Wolverinesseason almanac
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2018🏆 Gypsy Grenadeseason almanac
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2017🏆 Gypsy Grenadeseason almanac
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2016🏆 Gypsy Grenadeseason almanac
The career ladder
Every manager, every season, sorted by the only number that never lies.
| # | Manager | W-L | Win % | Titles |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | EdEdieEdgardEwhatev | 11-5 | 68.8% | — |
| 2 | Jennifer | 52-27 | 65.8% | 🏆🏆🏆 |
| 3 | Alex | 80-54 | 59.7% | 🏆🏆🏆 |
| 4 | Mark | 91-71 | 56.2% | — |
| 5 | Brent | 58-50 | 53.7% | 🏆🏆 |
All 24 managers in the Record Book →
Ownage
Perfect career head-to-head records, four meetings or more. Somebody has to say it.
| Owner | Owned | Record |
|---|---|---|
| kelsey | Hector | 8-0 |
| StephanieP | Jeff P | 5-0 |
| Hector | Gavon | 4-0 |
From the record book
182.28
Edred's Expert Team
highest week ever · 2021
34.42
I Win Shame On You
lowest week ever · 2018
+104.92
The Sonoran Dogs over The Snap
biggest blowout · 2024
+0.06
Cry Me a Rivers over ManBearPig
closest call · 2019
9 straight
Here Come the Irish
longest heater · 2024
11 straight
Edred's Expert Team
longest cold spell · 2022